Dear Santa, I don’t want anything for Christmas except for the person reading this to have an amazing Christmas.
who takes out their head phone and listens to it to make sure the music isint loud enough for everyone to hear?
Magician: Now I will cut the woman in half. Me: Why turn one problem into two?
anybody else just lay in bed making mental movies of perfect scenario’s in life?
*school* In class: 1+1=2 In homework: 1+2+7=10 In test: if richard has 4 oranges and gives 1 away, calculate the sun’s mass
when you’re in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think, they’re killing my family, and I’ll have to fight the attacker naked.
Only 12% of the earths population can solve this in 30 seconds. Say the opposite of these words: 1.always 2.coming 3.from 4.take 5.me 6.down
admit it. at some point in time you’ve tried to see if you had super powers.
Checking your phone to see what time it is and checking it again because the first time you weren’t paying attention.
*iphone falls to the floor* Breaks screen. *android falls to the floor* Breaks floor.